I love seeing those kindely old folks on my way in and out of Walmart. Most of them are hardly creepy at all as they put stickers on my children.
But I can’t help but wonder what it would look like if their true purpose (to fight crime) was needed. What instant transformations would we see as hundreds of hours of top-secret-walton training kicked in?
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I know a handful of Wal-Mart Greeters and I hop they never have to fight crime. It would be a disaster, unless some of us more able bodied Wal-Mart Employs helped them.
I know that’s how it would be though.
Thats some nice flair on that greeter!